This is just a minor update. I know, I know, I said I would tell you about Bill Nye and the rest today. I forgot to take into account that I’d spend all day traveling to South Carolina with the rest of the band, and I don’t have enough time to post a long and exhaustive update. I’m trying to write it accurately right now, but I just don’t have any kind of creativity going on right now. Last two times I posted, I was just flowing...I’m doing less so at the moment. I will catch up to absolutely everything on Monday. Last week, Bill Nye, and this weekend...I’ll catch up to it in an update with so many Greek letters, I may have to get representation from the Inter-Collegiate Fraternal Organization.
I promise. Really. Certainly. Not even kidding.
Sorry. But at least I’m updating on the correct day.
Bye.
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Memory loss is serious illness. Have you sought treatment for your stupidity...err, illness? On Monday, you might need to call in reinforcement alphabets to help out the Greeks, I don't think they will be enough. Looking forward to Monday's content so I can actually reply to 'something', haha. BTW, I checked and everything is looking good for leaving Tuesday. In fact, if I can confirm that there is no quiz during my chemistry recitation on Tuesday, I can even leave on Monday instead.
Cantaloupe gives you wings!
-Steve
I'm willing to wait.
love,
Mama
Is cantaloupe like that power drink with the biceps with wings?
Mrs. Moreau, you big silly! I think you mean Power Thirst; it was a fighter jet made out of biceps, not wing-ed biceps. So no matter what Stephen says about his beloved cantaloupe, it'll never be quite as amazing as Power Thirst.
And I'll never forget the time you asked Luke for Gun-flavored Power Thirst during Toon. That was just gold-plated, that was.
-Jake
To create Power Thirst, you start by combining 3 parts concentrated cantaloupe with 1 part crystal meth. Add on a tablespoon of your favorite flavoring (I'm partial to Manana, but Gun is a popular choice) and mix it all together in water. Add a single hair of Chuck Norris. That is how you make Power Thirst. Unfortunately, entire armies of men must be sacrificed to obtain the legendary hair of Chuck Norris and so this drink is almost impossible to find nowadays. You can always have the next best thing. ;)
Cantaloupe is abundant in Power Thirst!
-Steve
Cobra Commander says: "DESTRO!! Where are all my useless lackeys and their faulty equipment?!? I swear by the Silver Scales of Serpentia (awesome alliteration) that I'll use your metal face for a fruit bowl (sans cantaloupe) if you screw up my weekly mask-polishing!"
Bill Nye needs to be talked about by you...soon
sooner than that...
Talk to you later and see you on Turkey Day,
Daniel
hi luke, i've been following along as a silent lurker. you write some pretty good stuff. i thought about doing a blog myself but all i could come up with so and so's kid is kind of irritating or what's wrong with him or.... well you get the idea. They really try but sometimes you have to wonder. They do come up with some funny comments sometimes like "i want to be the hore holder (door holder) remember they don't speak english yet. that's a classic. love you, the aunt irene
I am really looking forward to what you are going to write about Bill Nye.
-- Your anticipatory Dad
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