Tuesday, December 2, 2008

What I Learned Today

1. People get annoyed when you go a month without updating your blog.
2. Fruit, despite being generally cheaper than meat, adds up in price if you buy a lot. Which I did.
3. My luck with women is at an all-time low. Liz blew me off, Mercedes (the Olympic chick) denied me, and Carolyn (the redhead) told me today that she was interested in another one of her male friends.
4. One eats starfruit by just taking great big bites out of it. I thought you had to peel it or core it or something.
5. The character creation system in Scion is ridiculously complicated, to the point where even Matt, our endlessly indulgent GM, shrinks at the thought of going through it for a whole group.
6. Prune juice tastes decent while you're drinking it (sort of like apple juice, but more sour), but it has a horrible aftertaste.
7. Drinking an entire half-gallon jug of prune juice in one sitting is generally a bad idea.
8. Scratch that, it's a terrible idea.
9. I mean, seriously. Dang.
10. I actually went down a size of pants. I have a 32 waist now. Not even freaking joking here.
11. I need to buy a belt.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wisdom.

Anonymous said...

I want to see how many empty prune juice bottles I can collect before I pick you up next friday.

-Steve

Michelle said...

Didn't I warn you about that prune juice? :)

big sis

Anonymous said...

Apparently you haven't learned that first thing. It has been nearly three weeks. Update, you fool!

--Nolan

Anonymous said...

update!

Anonymous said...

Hah.

I should completely try that prune juice idea.

~Kelli

Anonymous said...

Post more! And what's that thing you wanted me to watch? Prune juice rules!

-Steve

Anonymous said...

*mockingly* Hey, Luke, guess what you haven't done in over a month! :D

--Nolan